THE SMUT FILES: Oh! Invisible Man (2013)
From the land of Japan comes another pure smut fest - this time a movie about every man's dream: to be invisible in a house full of beautiful girls. This post contains NSFW content!
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Greetings Perverts, this movie is every teenage boys dream, the ability to go invisible with the opportunity to sneak into the girls locker rooms while they are showering.
Based on a Japanese comic, aren’t these movies always based on a comic, this is a hilarious sex comedy so outrageous that it can only come from Japan.
PLOT
Toru is your average horny Japanese teenager, loving the spring time as it brings the opportunity for him to stare at panties. He lives in some kind of share house as the only male, which sounds like the anime Punchline! There is Rumi, super skinny with pigtails, Aiko who acts like a housewife and the hot headed Yoshie, who is also his classmate and long-time childhood friend.
And as if he doesn’t need any more cute girls around him, there is Yoko, the rich and hot neighbour.
Somehow, while reading a comic book, Toru turns invisible. But strangely he seems to work out that eating fish eggs made it happen. And then he does exactly what you would expect. He goes to school, strips off, eats the eggs and heads straight for the Girls Dressing Room.
Shenanigans and lots of fun ensues until Toru overhears that Yoshie likes him. But one afternoon after they’re about to express their feelings for each other, she goes missing suspecting she might have been kidnapped by a few shady guys he saw the day before.
And she was! Kidnapped by a few idiots who mistook her for Yoko, its now up to Toru and his secret skill to step up and save the Yoshie.
Because remember, as much as they fight with each other, they just really want to fuck. They are teens after all.
HOW SMUTTY IS IT?
Coming of age movie? Or just your standard perverted teen sex comedy with a Japanese flavour? Definitely the second one, because while there is the typical awkward teen conversations about how they think sex works and trying to work out anything about girls at the beginning of this film, it definitely progresses into a smut fest pretty quickly.
It’s definitely a pervy movie though. Once you make it past the lots and lots of panty shots at the beginning, you’ll get rewarded with what you want to see, lots of half and fully naked girls.
Some of the hilarious highlights include when a random teacher decides to show the boys the best way of playing with themselves using a broom handle as a prop, when a mystery wind blows up the skirts of some of the schoolgirls showing off their panties to Toru horny friends and teacher, Toru licking the girls moles in the change room complete with some very creative special effects, Toru helping his teacher find a four leaf clover but really just an excuse to look up her skirt, the scene of Toru eating snacks and drinking soda and a scene where Yoshie finds Toru’s dirty magazine and just as they’re about to Kiss they get disturbed by Rumi.
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The invisible scenes are a mixture of hilarity and horniness. Such as when he first realises he is invisible in the bathroom, which then results in the first glorious scene of the film, Yoshie taking everything off and having a bath alongside him, obviously unaware. Unfortunately, the actress playing Yoshie, Emi Yanagimoto, seems to have a no-boobie clause in her contract, which makes sense as she is an Idol from the group Cheer Heart 1. Be patient though, as it’s the 16 minute mark until you see the first set of boobs and bum in the film, made possible by a handful of gorgeous extra who shower will full make-up on! Don’t want to get our hair wet, do we ladies?
This is like a super perverted American Pie without the budget and the pie sex, but with far more nudity and the stuff you really want to see. It’s also set in the weirdest school where there are only about 15 students, three teachers and barest of bare classrooms and hallways with no posters, bags or any other junk that makes a school look like a school.
However, the movie goes from cute and pervy to super creepy when Toru uses his invisible status to break into the houses of cute girls on his list to watch them showering.
This is not a masterpiece by any stretch, it’s a short 60 minute film with serviceable camera work and music and the expected cheap and dodgy special visual effects, but you aren’t watching for technical aspects right? Youre watching for the panties, the boobs and the bums and there are more than enough to fill this one hour smut fest. At least Toru isn’t the usual anime style teenage boy that’s scared of girls, sex and their bodies. That trope is annoying.
Just remember there is lots of naked Toru butt as well.
And… there is a sequel called Invisible Girl, which is easy enough to find on Google Play and iTunes. As for this movies, strangely just YouTube it, the full uncut movie is on YouTube, although who knows for how long.
What are my overall thoughts?
You’re all perverts. Of course you are, you read this article. So because of that, I recommend you watch this film. Cute Japanese girls getting naked and every guys dream to turn invisible and watch them.
If there is any problem, its that there isn’t enough nudity and none from the main girls, which are the ones you really wanna see in the buff.
Oh well, maybe the next movie we look at will be different!
If you’ve seen this movie, what did you think of it?
Genre Comedy
Director Masakazu Migita
Starring Emi Yanagimoto, Yuri Murakami, Enoku Shimegi
Original Title Oh!透明人間
Country of Origin Japan
Release Date 16 October 2023